funny things from funny people

Who’s crab bag?


This is a sext


It makes sense, you know. He’s a liberal, she’s defending Julian Assange… 


will u go 2 prom w me


"Four years go by fast"

"I know, 6 years go by longer"


When I was young I just didn’t like to pee.


I just need to go to prison I think. People will tell me when to work, what to eat, what to wear.